CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
; u3 {! o3 h% H( w7 p" I: Z3 l- N02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
2 G! x& ]" ?5 N* V03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
, C% o& c& s, Y; _) Q; Z不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4 t  k+ t- Z1 x6 y7 @04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
- n9 s9 I8 G! m% h/ A05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
9 h: q3 `% o. l8 e' Z2 q06．you me you me
彼此彼此
/ A& A/ v+ X# t: n, V07．You Give Me Stop!!
7 @9 s! k( M2 ]: R( Z$ B你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
) W4 a# R4 U" S& ^3 g$ ]( V知之为知之，不知为不知...
  {8 i. A( S8 W( E: x09．WATCH SISTER
7 f1 ]8 k3 j' K7 w7 S- x表妹
: o! S& ~& T+ j2 \* v* L' I10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
; H! a( b$ I) ^3 j6 @; W" C8 r" Z11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
' D$ E" C# V" X" z! Z" I# N车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
1 M- H* J  B8 ^" C) o心花怒放
8 h8 W3 a7 l/ g9 l: h3 G- T14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
+ p# I  s4 b3 ^8 I" k15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
( x4 {" e! i# c. r# N小明：I am sorry three!
# a$ w+ w2 O5 [( l老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
/ E, g& a  a9 D0 W% d16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
3 }: {1 F' s) {5 [9 P6 D8 k6 s要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
0 M4 D7 g+ c( A" E有多远，死多远！！！！
# D# U# ~9 h6 y4 p- }3 T20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
) W4 y/ p) G; w! F给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
" n, ~7 a2 ~" b* q  w1 P$ a4 ~21. no three no four
% k7 T( J& T8 z不三不四
1 L. E+ \3 `; ~- o5 q( I( D% C22. seven up eight down
, H) z: x. ~8 v/ W3 W4 w4 j1 i七上八下

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