[转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" - @( j4 J6 W- N+ u2 S. h
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

  "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway." " D8 u* h, L( v- w8 l/ W
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 3 A6 Q9 E. O% j7 k; @1 U

   "So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

  "OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」 + o' W5 ?: \, z4 l0 A) x3 e5 A3 ]

  "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. ; |8 B$ S7 f3 V3 }* ~
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識， 0 W9 T4 h; C! |) n7 _0 V, P( M

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected  to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

  Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料， 5 |: v1 u: @6 k! D, l6 ?% [ ^

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆， 7 N% C8 Q8 ?& Y4 Q

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

   nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」

 

妈♂她泡我

哈哈 经典挖。。