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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
3 }) h/ a% E: }* t; j$ X& M% a 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, _$ A2 d, l$ v4 z/ A, ^ one should love animals. They are so tasty.
- h3 }2 }+ K: K5 z& o2 G8 r 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 1 @! V8 e& \# N
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
" S. y& O3 B4 M 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 2 p3 o: p5 T( W3 a
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. . h, e* d: c/ y, ] Q P8 L
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a man.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. 7 m5 e/ L/ J+ @, C' u
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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% @3 N& I" e8 ]2 }6 H3 k# v Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not theonly thing in life.
% C2 z% g0 K: i/ X3 R1 C- R 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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1 g C" H* R* r- v$ W) f' u; w- _ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。" W! y- w7 l- p7 v! T! |/ K) t$ L$ a
' w# z, |3 f- U0 `2 W Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 3 Y( f' Q3 S( X( x5 T, }
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。! N# i/ l7 x, u( F; k. M
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, c3 r/ r7 Q' |1 n+ V" z; N! W 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 5 p- @: f' o% d1 b7 _
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 [) r, @+ ^+ l9 I* u4 t 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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) D; ~& W) a" D' `% e Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
. R+ \: q/ ^1 m% T' ` 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
* F7 W: ^0 B, {& r. t* L3 v “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。; r9 r7 Y. M0 p4 t0 A4 Y8 o$ Q/ W7 e0 b6 K
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ( L7 \) O5 K( M b4 E$ V! \3 a
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 {& l: D' ]% T/ _6 B g
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? ' K4 h! P) H9 \6 j7 p: F
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。7 {. W" g0 F% `( }" q
! w0 v8 G9 f" O6 s1 r7 ]! D “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
: g- [9 N! d( Z: `% ]+ s) q" t 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. & F; S2 S5 d R b5 P, `4 }" \6 @+ _
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& F9 |7 i. R- d( C. F3 L m6 c' Q
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When two’s company, three’s the result! ! N u* E$ F" f* K
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ! j+ @7 I) Z) U+ [2 L. t
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. R* V4 s: {) T
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 ! X, K' p! L3 A" h' \; g3 v
* N$ g" p) P# P" I& x The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
; _. \# L6 y- R6 a0 V The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. . B. Q: a/ g) u/ @# F6 }, M
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。![]() |
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