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提早大抢购3 i4 J9 g1 U, h
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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：: z8 }2 {0 |' B0 u2 n: Q
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‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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4 z( F0 L" d* S太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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4 p: M; d0 a" h, v可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’- Z X& p4 q) a2 _! [
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的! o) Q z& Z1 }/ }& `! x
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很经典噢！！" k( _/ l5 n" ]5 y( q4 c6 l
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Early Big Shopping
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge./ q1 w9 X0 m/ u. R9 X9 A
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you/ C3 \2 s1 R+ J6 s g/ n
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" o4 o1 p, B! P2 M/ {! G; oThe judge said, "This is not a crime!
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how% @1 U( n* Q" m9 e9 e
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5 _$ |. J: [) F1 w+ \" l% nHe answered, "The shop was not yet
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